Captain, Captain!
Yeoman Lookout: Sir! February dead ahead, and hassles to port and starboard! No rest for the weary and no good deed unpunished, sir!
Capt. Linus: Flank speed, Ensign, and prepare to ram. Sound general quarters and tell the XO I’m ready for my close-up. If that groundhog gives you any trouble, hang him from the mains. And wake me up when it’s March.
February 1st, 2005 at 14:14
[leaves cup of coffee for the Captain]
Trust me, you can’t run a tight ship without plenty of coffee ;-)